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(Back-to-school season is almost here.)
- You know, - The love that protects...
- today is the graduation day for elementary school. - is my heart.
The students don't go to school today because it's graduation day.
- Is your son in sixth grade? - No.
My son is in third grade, so he doesn't go to school today.
If you had a son, he would have been in middle school by now.
(I do actually have a 34-year-old adopted son.)
I'm back.
Welcome back.
(He enters applying hand lotion.)
Did you all know about that?
- It's almost March. - Right.
- Do you know what's the major concern for the school girls and boys? - Not a clue.
They worry they will meet a scary teacher.
Right, homeroom teacher is really important.
- The critical period is when they switch from elementary to middle school. - Right.
- That's the most critical time. - Yes, because everyone splits up.
There was this thing during our time.
When we go to middle school,
the older students would open our classroom door...
and enter.
Then they would say,
What is he trying to act out?
"Attention".
"Those who smoke, raise your hands."
It's you.
(Busted)
You should come to the back.
(This year's new students look tough.)
- Those who smoke or didn't wear uniforms were sent to the back. - Right.
- They were disciplined. - Didn't we have the student discipline team for that?
I can see that your school life had been tough.
I'm sure yours was easy. You could just give out 1,000 dollars each.
To help them buy some school supplies. There were kids like that.
- He tried to win friends with money? - Stop it.
You shouldn't do that.
- Right. - If your hair grows a bit more, you'd look exactly like Kim Mousse.
- Look at him from the side. - Your hair is bowing to us.
- It's bowing. - How did you do this hair?
- Jang-hoon, bow. - Look at him.
Anyway, the first thing those boys and girls...
are worried about when going back to school is...
how to get along with new friends.
- Right, how to get along. - You're right.
I bet Kyung-hoon didn't have many friends back then.
- He doesn't have friends even now. - That's what I'm saying.
- I'm not that outgoing. That's why. - Did you go to school at all?
Of course.
- What kind of question is that? - Did you really?
This school you're in now is not a formally registered one. you know.
We don't give you a graduation diploma here.
You should tell us about your school days.
- I can't really relate to you guys. - Why not?
- Did you hit your friends? - My classmates gave me bread every day.
- Ho-dong. - I didn't tell them to do that, though.
- They always asked me to have lunch together. - Ho-dong.
- No one bullied me. - If we compare it to these days,
Ho-dong's like those boys who would tell his friends not to bully anyone.
"If you do, then I won't forgive you."
Then Ho-dong becomes the most popular student.
At the time I was rather shy, so I didn't do anything of the sort.
- At the time? - Really?
- I'm sure people thought he was a gang member. - What's this?
I can't show this.
- What is it? - I think I know what it is.
- I saw that too. - He's like a member of a triad.
- What is it? - During graduation,
he didn't have a uniform that fits, so he wore a leather jacket.
- Let me see. - This is his graduation picture.
Is this my picture?
- Isn't he a gang member from a movie? - Is he wanted?
- He's a wanted guy. - Is this Ho-dong?
- Was he a detective? - Ho-dong,
do you admit this is you?
This isn't high school, but middle school graduation picture.
- Really? - Are you serious?
- You look like a high school student. - No, it wasn't during high school.
- His face never changes. - That's right.
I can see why no one came near you.
I think it was a smart move for me to decided to become an athlete.
If you put this on the front door of your house, no burglar will dare to enter.
Beware! This person lives in the house.
- This person lives in the house. - That's so true.
If he did "Let's Have Dinner Together" in that look,
he would have failed to get any dinner.
No one would have opened the door for him.
(Did you have dinner yet?)
- His face is really scary. - Once you open the door, it's over.
I voluntarily took out money from my pocket to give it to him.
(Cheering)
- Hello. - Wow.
They are the two people I like the most.
Didn't you transfer to another school?
They are here again.
- We missed you. - We are very thankful to them.
- Right, we owe them big. - We were struggling,
- True. - and they visited us even then.
- We did, didn't we? - Thank you for remembering that.
So, what brings you back here?
What was that again?
- They are not nervous anymore. - We are from Part-time Spy High school.
- I'm Kang Ye-won. - I'm Han Chae-a.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
(Giving a Miss Korea greetings)
Are you working as a duet now?
Are you sisters selling school supplies now?
Why are you two here again?
- Didn't you miss us? - Jang-hoon, you can put that picture down now.
- I don't want to. - I missed you two every day.
Until when are you going to hold that?
Who's that?
He is our school principal.
- He's cute. - This is Ho-dong's middle school graduation picture.
He didn't have a fit uniform, so he had to wear the leather jacket.
The school's motto is, "Let's make the best punch ever".
This is when I was in eight grade.
So you first came to our school and then transferred again.
You came and left, so when you watch our program,
you do feel that we've grown, right?
I feel like I'm the key contributor of this program.
You think so?
- It's because you came when we weren't that popular. - Right.
You gave us one-to-one counseling at the time.
It was really touching.
- She was our counselor. - We can say you're the mother who raised this program.
Mom.
(A 48-year-old son has appeared out of nowhere.)
- She's not the age to be your mother. - Mother.
- Mother. - Mother?
- I don't need to be discouraged because "Mari and Me" is canceled? - Of course.
Why are you discouraged? We can't do this without you.
I think Su-geun is...
- the best comedian. - Thank you.
- You should just enjoy being a comedian. - Understood.
- Can I expect to receive a 2018 award? - Yes, you can.
Ho-dong. You're scaring me. Wait.
- Counselor, please hug me. Thank you so much. - All right.
I'm really glad because all of you are successful now.
- It was a year ago when Ye-won was on our program. - It was a difficult time.
- Yes. - And according to your prediction, my best moment is yet to come in 2018,
Exactly. You will definitely win the grand prize next year.
- I definitely hope so. - We got our help a year ago,
so we'll make your movie to get over six million views.
- Really? - Really?
Let's do our best today.
- Right. - Su-geun!
Listen everyone, you should watch it 500 thousand times per person.
- We have to watch it over and over again? - Yes.
We've got to make it over six million. I'm serious.
Put that picture away. Please.
I'm going to hold this up whenever he yells or screams.
Ye-won, from all the programs you watched after your appearance,
what was the episode that impressed you most?
- It's the episode when Mi-sun and other girls... - The Lunar Holiday Special.
The Lunar Holiday Special.
Didn't you watch the episode Chae-a was on?
You can't compare that episode with mine.
(Laughing)
Why? It was very fun.
- They played sports games too. - Right, it was actually funny.
- Chae-a hit Su-geun's forehead. - Right, I did.
(During the pull-up bar match.)
(Biting)
He bit me.
(It was like hitting a mosquito.)
Su-geun bit her?
It was really funny.
- True. - You don't agree?
I agree, but I'm saying that mine was funnier.
I think that was really good. It ranks the second.
- Which one is the first, then? - My episode.
I'm older than her, and I want you to just admit it.
Were you two close? Or have you become close because of the movie?
Or are you two pretending to be close to promote your movie?
We became real good friends shooting the movie together.
- So you weren't close at first? - We didn't know much about each other.
Chae-a said bad things about you.
Yes, she was trying to be better than Ye-won.
- When did I ever say that? - You did.
You said that you didn't like her.
From what I see, movies are...
- Why are you lying? - What's wrong with you?
different from TV shows.
Ye-won, which would you give more credit for Chae-a? Her beauty or her acting?
(In deep thoughts)
- How should I answer this? - You must not think too long to answer such question.
- Honestly... - Answer it in 3, 2, 1.
I don't think I can say that she is a good actress, yet.
So far, she hasn't met a director who can show how well she can act.
After working with her,
I realized she has potential to be a good actor.
- What about you Chae-a? Ye-won should get credit for her acting or... - Acting.
Ye-won should get credit for her acting or... - Acting.
- What about her beauty? - So, she's not beautiful, right?
Her beauty...
(Pulling her hair)
- I didn't get the question. - She pulled Chae-a's hair.
- I didn't get the question. - Did you see that?
So it's beauty versus acting, after all.
- No. Acting versus beauty. - No, that's not what I meant.
So Ye-won is good at acting but she's not beautiful enough.
- She doesn't need her beauty to act out. - She's so good at acting.
You all know that. She's a very good actor and also very beautiful.
Anyway. Chae-a, did you get to see Jang-hoon privately?
You picked Jang-hoon as your style.
- I did. Was it me? Not him? - You two drew buildings together, remember?
- It's right over there. - There it is.
- There it is. - I can't see it. Where?
- Please don't look at me like that. - Why not?
- Because you're lovely. - I want to register you as a cosigner for my bank account.
I want to marry a guy who owns...
a lot of buildings,
- And with him... - That’s quite a lot.
(Art class was filled with their romance.)
I actually wanted to see you, Jang-hoon.
But I didn't have the opportunity to do so.
I didn't want to give her too much burden.
I could've asked her number and contacted her, but I didn't.
- I didn't want to make you feel uneasy. - I'm close to Young-chul,
so I asked him that we should get together and have dinner.
I wanted to have dinner with Jang-hoon, but Young-chul never mentioned his name.
- He'll never do that. - Right? So we had dinner with Su-geun.
- I thought about it. - We had dinner with Su-geun.
And I think Young-chul likes Chae-a.
- He really likes you as a woman. - Are you sure?
- I'm sure. - There's no reason not to like you.
He was afraid he would lose you to Jang-hoon.
So I asked Young-chul, "What about Jang-hoon?"
- Then what did I say? - You just ignored my question.
You just ignored it, and you told me to have dinner with Su-geun and Ho-dong.
- I didn't know that. - Let's set things straight now.
- Chae-a, let's be honest. - Okay.
You can only choose one among us.
Pretend you have to go to a trip to Europe for a month.
For a month?
- Keep in mind that it's Europe. - A month?
- They don't use English there. - It'd be a headache to even make time for it.
You still have to use English there.
- My schedule will be hectic. - You can only choose one.
- You have to buy a train ticket too. - I'll have to skip all the programs.
- It's Europe. - It's a tough question to answer.
He's all you've got.
Keep in mind that you'd take the first class with Jang-hoon, but not with me.
(He smiles as he knows he has the advantage.)
- We're giving you our conditions. - That's right.
That's what we need to do first.
I'm a multi-talented guy.
He runs his own business.
I have 600,000 frequent flyer points.
- I can use that to upgrade your seat. - Okay.
I can pilot a chartered plane.
- That's a great one. - I'll fly the company's plane.
- I can't decide. - Okay.
- Who will Chae-a choose? - All right.
- Who do I want to spend 30 days with? - That's right.
Think about it.
(Travel a month in Europe)
(Suddenly a new challenger appears...)
(And the defending champion!)
(Who will be the lucky guy?)
I choose Jang-hoon.
- Why did you choose him? - She hates everyone else.
You hate everyone else?
It's because of his wealth.
You do whatever you want.
- Young-chul. - He needs to work harder.
He didn't get chosen.
Are you interested in dating Jang-hoon, seriously?
Tell us the truth.
We had many celebrities who disclose the person they are dating,
or announce their wedding after appearing on our show.
We uncover all their secrets.
Why are you giving Chae-a a hard time?
Hold on. The viewers are your witness.
Are you interested in dating Jang-hoon at all?
You're pressuring her.
Am I interested in dating him?
Are you interested?
(Will this no longer be an ambiguous relationship?)
- Yes. - Really?
What's wrong with her? What's wrong with her?
(His face reveals his feelings.)
I can't believe you.
- She likes you. - She does.
He's really happy.
(This is a happy occasion. Everyone congratulates them!)
Chae-a is a warm-hearted girl.
Look at Young-chul. He's really heartbroken.
- She's warm-hearted. - Are you disappointed?
- Are you disappointed? - No... not at all.
I fall for girls like Ye-won.
He suddenly confessed his feelings for her.
He's being honest now.
I can't believe you did that.
I'm not like my dad. We have different taste.
At least he's being honest about it.
There are often guys like him.
- Chae-a didn't choose him, but he has his pride to keep. - Ye-won is blushing.
He knows how to confess to a girl.
Kyung-hoon is my filial son.
He won't cross the line.
Ye-won, Kyung-hoon isn't your ideal type among us, right?
Who do you want to eat a meal with?
It's Kyung-hoon.
- Really? - I do.
- I really do. - I feel like you're lying to me.
- Kyung-hoon go on a date with her after the show. - This is...
I'm free on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.
Aren't you making yourself available for too many days?
- You're a celebrity... - You'll be spending too much time with her.
All right. Hold on.
Are you working on two days only?
No, not necessarily.
- That's great. I like a guy who isn't too busy. - Okay.
Last...Two years ago,
- I was free from Monday through Sunday. - You were?
- He at least works on Mondays and Thursdays. - I see.
Young-chul, set us up later.
- Do I have to do it again? - Yes.
- I don't mind setting you guys up. - Okay.
Give us what you have written.
- What do we give you? - Give what?
- Your applications. - Okay.
- All right. - We can use your previous ones in the teachers' room.
- You rewrote it. - We didn't do this when we were here before.
Our segments have changed.
- We didn't do this segment before? - That's right.
- They haven't done this. - You're right.
- It's my first time. - We didn't do this segment before?
- Didn't they do this? - We didn't do it before.
(Chae-a gives her application.)
Ye-won, isn't it...
(He keeps his eyes on her.)
Ye-won, isn't it...
- This is quite historical. - This is like from a journal.
What's wrong?
Does your heart race when she's near you?
- Does your heart race? - Why are you making a big fuss about it?
Ho-dong, Young-chul looks really upset.
- Young-chul. - Love...
- Young-chul really likes her. - hurts.
- Young-chul. - Love is war.
- It's important who starts first. - I'll start with Chae-a's.
- Okay. - All right.
- Let's start with Jang-hoon's future wife. - His future wife.
- Yes, that's right. - Okay.
She's "Han Chae-a" from "Part-time Spy High School".
Her nickname is "A Rare Beauty".
- She is a rare beauty of Joseon Dynasty. - Okay.
She knows no shame.
- She wrote about her ideal type of guy as her future goal. - Okay.
"My future goal is..."
- "I want to be a building owner without any worries". - Okay.
- Really? - You've achieved your goal.
She's really achieved it.
His building is worth 600 million dollars.
- Oh my goodness. - She also wrote "monthly".
- She wants to get monthly rent. - Okay.
- Her name shows it already. - It sure does.
Her name says that she owns a building.
- She wrote something about her seatmate, - Okay.
and I'm convinced she definitely cares for Suh Jang-hoon.
- I'm more than convinced now. - What did she write?
She wrote, "I feel bad when I see handsome guys".
Isn't it obvious?
All right.
So you like guys who's not handsome, like Jang-hoon?
(I'm upset but I have to admit it!)
- I must say I rarely meet an athlete who's uglier than me. - Agreed.
(Furious)
- You. - Let's see your middle school picture.
- You. - Let's see it.
If you guys and Ho-dong...
are happy to think that way, I don't mind you saying that.
You can say whatever you want about me.
They are truly the beauty and the beast.
- They are really the beauty and the beast. - Okay.
Let's look at Ye-won's application.
Her name is "Kang Ye-won" and her nickname is "Aromi".
- It's the frog in the cartoon. - That's right.
Her future goal is what we already talked about before.
- She is so good at predicting things. - What do you mean?
"I want to travel overseas with my boyfriend".
- " I don't want to worry about what other people think". - Okay.
- She wants to stay honest. - I like dating secretly, though.
All right.
That's too bad.
- That's a problem. - You're right.
Ye-won announces something very shocking here.
The last person she wants to be her seatmate is "Jang-hoon".
And the reason is because...
- She was on "Radio Star" with Chae-a... - Okay.
and Chae-a said Jang-hoon is her ideal type of guy.
- They need to go on a date. - Really?
Ye-won didn't want to interfere in their relationship.
- I gave up on him. - She decided to give up on him.
Then, is there any problem for you guys to become a couple from today?
(Hesitating)
- Why are you rushing things? - I don't know how Jang-hoon feels about me.
- It's not something for me to decide, I think. - Of course, it is.
- Of course. - It's totally up to you.
Let me clarify.
What counts here is how you feel about him.
It's as clear as that.
-It's so clear to us. - That's right.
- Tell us how you truly feel. - Is that how it is?
- That's right. - I heard what Young-chul did just now.
He laughed, but it sounded so sad.
(Ha ha ha)
(As he waits for her, he feels helpless...)
- You... heard me. - I did.
Since everyone was laughing, he had no choice but to laugh, too.
I don't know how I should react. Should I congratulate them?
You should say something.
(He laughs to hide his embarrassment!)
- Young-chul? - What is it?
Are you serious about her?
- Not at all. - You need to be brave to win the girl's heart.
- Do you really like me? - He is very fond of her.
- Tell her if you like her. - If you're not brave enough, back off.
stop making things awkward. Do you really like her?
Apparently, Chae-a made a casual phone call, but Young-chul thought otherwise.
- You have to be brave at times. You have to express your feelings. - He's right.
All right. You can't stop yourself from coughing and falling in love with someone.
- Correct. - I didn't think I was serious and I laughed along with you guys.
- And I start to have this feeling of jealousy about her liking Jang-hoon. - I see.
His face has turned red now.
I thought it was no big deal, but I found myself confused not knowing how to react.
I don't know my own feelings.
- Really? - What is he saying?
If you don't know your own feelings, who would know that?
I don't know my own feelings.
That sounded like a line from a TV drama.
"I don't know my own feelings".
- "I don't know my own feelings". - I don't know my own feelings.
Stop serious now.
Tell us how you really feel about her.
Stop hiding your feelings. Say it out loud.
If you don't say anything now,
Chae-sa and Jung-hoon will be in Europe by this time tomorrow.
Are you going to let them do that or not?
(This is his last chance!)
(I'm happy just seeing her...)
I choose Jang-hoon.
(But she falls in love with another guy!)
It's all an act.
(He consoles himself by saying it's an act...)
(But he finds himself becoming annoyed.)
I don't know my own feelings.
(Right now I have to decide how I truly feel about her.)
- I want to stop them. - Wow.
(This is an amazing plot twist!)
- "I have to forget" - "I have to forget"
(He looks down at the floor because he's embarrassed.)
(While the other guys are overjoyed, three of them are not.)
I'm sure we'll be reading a news about Chae-a dating another guy next week.
That should never happen. Never.
- No way. - That would be terrible.
That's what always happened with our guests.
That's right. It really did.
- We always got played. - Okay, Chae-a.
Put your hand on your heart...
and swear that you don't have a boyfriend right now.
(The last obstacle for Chae-a's men)
Are you dating anyone right now?
What...
(Panic)
What is this?
What the...
This is...
What's going on.
Let's get out of here.
This is nonsense.
(Trying to stay calm)
- Do have no pride? - I'm so surprised.
- You shouldn't joke about something like this. - What is this?
You went too far.
She didn't answer yet.
- She answered. - I...
was so surprised with Young-chul.
She didn't answer yet...
Young-chul...that was something.
Where's everyone?
(Empty)
(They chose love, but they are back to being friends.)
- I'll give the question and you can join them if you want. - Me? Okay.
- Where are you going to sit Chae-a? - Oh right.
- Do you want to sit here? - I have to pick, right?
Get up.
- Get up and? - Sit right next to me.
Sit right next to me.
- Is this for real? - She is playing him.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
Chae-a...
- Are you okay Jang-hoon? - I'm fine.
- Athletes are very competitive. - I'm not competitive.
Win your love back.
I don't think you guys know,
but I...
- an exceptionally cool guy. - Be greedy.
It may not show on television,
but if you meet me in person, you'll be stunned because I'm so cool.
That's so funny.
Whatever Chae-a does,
I support her.
- If Chae-a can be happy? - Exactly.
Are you saying you don't mind whatever your girlfriend does?
Yes. I used to be like that,
but I am even more now so.
I don't mind these kind of things, so I'm good.
Stop right there. It's more than obvious you're not cool about it.
You talk too much for a guy who brags about his character.
I haven't said this in a long time, but I'll say it.
What is the meaning of all of this?
This is a meaningful day for me.
Okay. I wish Young-chul all the happiness.
Let me start now.
When...
When you search me up on the green search engine on the Internet,
the related search keywords change often.
But strangely, there is one word that doesn't change...
and stays up there all the time.
What is it?
This isn't really related to me...
that much. I find it really odd.
The answer is...
Voluptuous.
- Wrong. That's a fact. - No?
That's a fact.
Chae-a thinks it's not related to her.
You are dissing her, aren't you?
- She's only a good actress. - So I'm not beautiful...
and I'm not voluptuous...
I told you guys we went on a trip recently, right?
So you should know well.
I've never ever...
seen underwear like hers.
What kind of underwear was it?
The size...
I was so surprised.
You...
Seriously.
What are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
Stop hitting her.
You should stop.
I was staring at it for a while.
(It was an incredible size for Chae-a.)
Really?
- You guys went to a sauna together? - Yes.
Women do that. I didn't know.
- Something related to Ye-won. - Since when?
- The search word. - About a year ago.
- One year? - It's been a year since that search word appeared.
- I think I know what it is. - Ye-won and Ask Us Anything?
Correct.
- Really? - Correct.
- Really? - She was on this show about a year ago, right?
Ask Us Anything is still a related search keyword?
- Is it still there? - Yes.
When we search up your name, it shows Ye-won's body, Chae-a...
Ye-won's wig.
There is always Ask Us Anything there. I find it interesting.
I guess it was that impressive to the public.
Right.
I'll move on to the next question.
There is something I really want these days.
- What is it? - The answer is boyfriend.
Is it something similar?
Your boyfriends' arm?
Wrong.
Your boyfriend's wallet?
He likes stealing.
- What would you want... - The answer is...
- Someone you would marry. - Wrong.
- A nice boyfriend. - A husband!
Correct!
- Husband. - Why?
Why do you want a husband?
I've...
worked too hard throughout my whole life,
and I came to realize I didn't have a work-life balance.
I thought I want to date like other people,
have a boyfriend,
get married and have babies.
What kind of husband do you want?
- Kind... - Rich and would die early?
No.
My husband has to be with me till the end.
He can't die before me.
I like someone who is nice and soft.
Someone who is always consistent.
Someone who is not moody,
- but calm. - Is that because you're moody?
Yes. I often get moody.
Especially, when I have to use a lot of emotion when acting.
Someone who can embrace all of those emotions.
Is there something you can't tolerate?
Those with a temper.
Okay, I got it.
(Kyung-hoon knows her ideal type now.)
He knows when to say what.
He is emotionally stable.
- That's true. - He is almost like a robot.
- He's always like that. - He is almost a robot.
He basically feels nothing.
He's not short tempered, but he kicks once in a while.
- Seizure? - Kicking.
Kicking.
He's not short tempered, but he kicks now and then.
He really is emotionally stable.
When we meet up...
and ask him to go for another drink,
we would usually say sorry if we can't go.
Kyung-hoon would be like " I'm going."
"I live in Namyangju so I have to leave now."
- He is always consistent. - Yes, he always leaves early.
- That's so charming. - Isn't it?
I don't like someone who is easily affected by people.
He is definitely not like that.
Ye-won,
do you want your husband to be someone you like,
or someone that really likes you.
I would choose someone who likes me.
- Then you would be happy? - Yes.
It's better for a girl to meet someone who would really love her.
That would last longer.
But you have to lower your standards.
- It's safe - If a guy loves a girl like that...
Wait, what am I saying?
I am saying useless things right now.
(Taking some time to reflect oneself)
I have no right to say things like this.
- You do. - Why am I saying this?
You do have the rights!
Are you not going to love anyone anymore?
I thought it was ironic for me to talk about it.
I realized that and I got lost.
- Don't say that. - Anything that comes from experience is always right.
That's right.
I'll give you guys the next question.
Everyone I've dated said this to me.
What is it?
"I've never seen anyone like you."
- They didn't say that? - No.
Guys you've dated said this?
I think I know what it is, but I can't say it because I'm afraid I got it right.
- I think I know her too well. - Hold it, then.
Okay, I'll do that.
"You are too straightforward."
Wrong.
"You cry too much."
Wrong. I don't.
"Go away! You're too close to me!"
What...
"You are too big."
That was intense.
What are you saying?
I meant your height!
- I know you didn't mean that. - The guy was too short.
He was too short.
- You. - The guy was too short.
The guy said you were too tall.
(You are too big in height)
I shouldn't have come out with her.
I should have come all alone.
Don't be too mean to her. At least she is funny.
We were talking about height so it's okay.
What I meant was you're really tall.
We are nearly the same in height.
- She is smirky, isn't she. - Exactly.
I was so surprised.
When you date someone,
there are good days and bad days.
Is it something you would hear on normal days? Or on those bad days?
It is something I would hear when talking to each other.
Usually when we are in good terms.
- "You are so pretty." - Wrong.
- "You are too smart." - Wrong.
"Can you give me 20,000 won so I can grab a cab home?"
He asked her for money?
It sounds so weird when Jang-hoon says that.
- Yes. - I've never said that in my life.
I think most of the guys would have asked to marry you.
"Will you marry me?"
- I was going to say that. - I think they would have said that.
Wrong. I will give you a clue.
I think I've heard this on this show.
- From us? - Yes.
"You heal me."
- Similar... - "You cure me."
Wrong. It doesn't go that far.
"You make me butter."
Butter? You mean better.
- Correct. - It's correct!
It's very similar. The exact phrase they used was...
"You make me feel confident about myself."
"And that makes me succeed in my work".
- That's awesome - That's the best woman.
She knows how to support her man.
I think I've always heard guys say that to me.
- Guys said that. - Kyung-hoon, you're so lucky.
You make me wanna be a better man.
English is so easy.
Oh my goodness.
(The Giant never gets tired of doing it.)
Then, among the guys you met, who has become the most successful?
Compared to status they were in before they met me,
their situation always got better.
The funny thing about those guys is that...
if they got better after seeing you, why did they break up with you?
- They should've protected you. - Did they just use you?
- Did you dump those guys.? - No, It's not that.
- Did you get tired of them? - I don't think we were meant for each other.
We both knew that, so we just parted.
It wasn't a matter of one breaking up a relationship.
- So it's just destiny? - Yes, we had our reasons, so we broke up eventually.
- Chae-a, answer this honestly. - Okay.
When you were in a relationship, what did your boyfriend say about you?
He said that I was like...
a candlelight.
- You? - That means he wants you to stay out of sight.
He wants you to stay out of sight.
(Laughing)
- What does that mean? - Why a candlelight?
- He was afraid I would turn away and disappear. - True.
He said that I might be blown away when the wind blows.
- Is that so? - I get it.
I heard people say that I'm like a candlelight or a cat.
- I've heard that a lot. - It's because you're pretty.
I'm not so sure about that, though.
For a woman like her, she needs a guy who is really cool and nice.
- If a guy keeps contacting her, - It's time to brag about himself.
then she can't stand him.
- Who is that kind of guy here? - It's me, of course.
It's me, of course.
- But he talks too much. - Nobody can be so cool like me.
I like the guy who's in between.
I live with my dog named Romi.
There's this behavior Romi does every time I come home.
What do you think it is?
She shows her belly.
It's close.
He just lies down.
Wrong.
She shows her belly and then pees.
Bingo.
Right, when dogs are happy to see you,
- they usually pee. - Right.
You got this right so easily.
- She shows her belly. - But if she pees, wouldn't that pee be all over her?
It's a she, so it isn't straight up like this.
It isn't straight up like this.
Because it's a she?
(Lost for words)
I didn't know that would make a difference.
Oh, Ye-won. Clearly, we should learn from Ye-won and Chae-a.
We really should learn and improve ourselves.
- You two are too direct. - Transfer students are funnier than us.
I think we are...
- too innocent. We should be like her. - Right.
We should recharge our power of wits.
Don't I look innocent today?
You all have dogs, right?
What does your dog do when he's happy to see you?
I raise a Bichon Frise.
When I go home, he takes me to his snack jar.
- How? - He knows you give him snacks.
If I sit still, he bites my hand and put it on the snack jar.
- He's so cute. - So he takes me there.
If I give him one, he doesn't come to me anymore.
- He's cute. - I'm the only who gives him snacks.
- Really? - Dogs are cute.
- Cats are different. - How?
What mine does is...He's like this at first and when I come in...
The moment he sees me, he stretches his body and turns.
- He turns like this. - That's really adorable.
Isn't he asking you to take him to the hospital?
I'm this sick and why are you locking me at home?
This is the way of showing his love.
He says, "Meow" and then keeps turning.
My dog, Soon-sim, turns round and round when she sees me.
She just keeps turning and turning.
Sometimes she even hits her head on the wall.
Really?
I raise Seo So-min at my house.
She thinks she's a lion.
She is tiny.
When I come home, she jumps around asking me to hug her.
She is old now, but she is still really strong.
But when I hug her,
- she starts roaring and tries to bite me. - Why?
If I put her down, then she starts jumping around again, asking me to hug her.
If I hug her, she roars.
(They peck on the lips affectionately.)
(Roaring)
(I'm a lion.)
Then she bites too.
- She still bites. - She does?
I used to get bitten before...
and so it bled like it does in a cartoon.
I saw that with my own eyes.
She has the prettiest face among Maltese in Korea.
She once came out on TV.
She is really pretty, but when people try to pet her,
she bites them right away.
- Then they bleed like this. - Right.
So I always tell my guests...
never to hug her...
or to pat her. I tell them to ignore her.
You should bring her to me. I'm really good at training dogs.
I actually did bring her to an expert, but failed.
She is just saying that because it's you. Can't you see that?
That's how you get to go to her place as an excuse.
I should get trained instead of So-min.
Right, Jang-hoon should be trained by Chae-a.
- You're right. - You should let her.
(What will be the end of this romance?)
- All right. - Who got your questions the most?
- Is it Chae-a? - That person gets to be kissed on the cheek.
- It's Chae-a. - It's me?
You got two questions right.
- I did? - You have to kiss her on the cheek.
Really?
To her?
I have a suggestion to make.
It's no fun for me to get kissed by her.
Can I give this chance to someone else?
- What chance? - The kiss on the cheek chance.
I choose...
(He pretends he doesn't care, but his eyes longs for it.)
Kyung-hoon.
- I think you made the right choice. - Right.
- Kyung-hoon, go and get it. - I feel a bit uneasy about getting this chance...
because I didn't earn it myself.
But still... I'd be glad to take it.
- You don't need to feel that way. - If I just accept this chance this way,
it would look like you're all supporting us.
(Closing his eyes)
I like this vibe.
I'm a bit nervous, though.
I feel like I want to kiss him on the lips.
(Eyes wide open)
- It's all right. - Ho-dong, we need to work hard to be like her.
It's been a while since I felt this way.
From next week, let's be more direct and honest like her.
- Definitely. - We are all losing it now.
- True. - We are like boring nerds today.
We are.
- Are you going to kiss on the lips. - You can't do that.
You can't do that.
(Smiling)
- I wanted to kiss him on the lips, but I didn't. - You should return the favor.
Was there that kind of rule in our program?
(Sorry, but we'll think about adding that rule.)
We should be more direct in making comments.
- Let's try harder. - Watch and see how we do it.
I'm going to say anything I want.
- We unlocked our secret box of wits. - Really?
("Guess About Me" quiz)
Let's go.
When I begin a relationship with a guy,
there is something I always do.
You ask your boyfriend to bring his wallet.
- You check how much cash he has. - Wrong.
Is this suitable to be aired on TV or not?
It must be suitable.
It depends on how you think.
You cling to him.
- Wrong. - When your boyfriend comes to your house,
you turn around.
You also hit your head on the wall.
- So you pretend to faint. - Like how Soon-sim does it?
And you wait until your boyfriend does a CPR on you.
That's not bad, but you're wrong.
You kiss him first.
You put your head between his armpit.
Wrong.
Do you have the music? You dance a sexy dance. Am I right?
You use a Bluetooth speaker for the music.
- Where are you going? - Why?
(You're with me.)
- What's that? - You keep going in here.
- Wrong. - The rumors about me is all because of you.
It's a bit similar to that, though.
You hold his hands, and locks your fingers together.
Wrong.
- Come here. - It's related to physical contact.
Why are all these people using me?
It's one type of physical affection.
You walk like this.
You're too tall.
- You walk like this and then look at him. - Wrong.
Honey.
I thought he's the character from "Misery".
If you meet your boyfriend, you slightly jump and go into his arms...
and say, "honey". Try it.
It's like when Lee Young-ja and...
Say, "honey" and jump slightly.
- Oh Ji-ho hugged each other. - You're right.
- It's the one Lee Young-ja and Oh Ji-ho used to do. - You guys should show us.
Honey.
(His hand does it perfectly.)
Every woman's role is played by Hee-chul.
(Ask Us Award is won by Kim Hee-chul.)
It's a bit similar to Su-guen's answer.
- I knew it. - What is?
You ride on his back.
- You're onto it. - Hee-chul, come here.
Oh my goodness.
- How have you been? - You ride on his shoulders.
You ride on his shoulders.
Wrong.
You're almost there. Ye-won almost got this, but you need a specific phrase for it.
Carry me.
You're right.
- What's that? - Do you say that to him or he says it?
I like being carried on someone's back and also carrying someone else.
You can't carry Jang-hoon, though.
That's impossible.
Maybe we should try it.
You can't carry me on your back.
- You think you can me on your back ? - Yes.
If she could do it....
Chae-a lower your posture.
- Okay. - She can't do it.
Ready. In 1, 2.
Spread your legs apart.
In 1, 2, 3.
You have to hang onto her.
- She almost made it. - Oh my.
(He grabs her so she doesn't fall!)
- He's heavy. - You can't do it.
You can't do it.
- No. - Jang-hoon, give her a piggyback ride.
- Give her a piggyback ride? - Yes.
Will it be special for her if I give her a piggyback ride? Come here.
- I'm wearing a skirt. - It's okay.
- I did wear something underneath. - Cover her from behind.
(He carries her easily.)
This isn't hard to do.
- How is it? - Okay.
- It's easy for me to do this. - Okay.
- You see houses behind us. - Wow.
Jang-hoon, it looks like there's a ghost stuck to you.
There's a ghost stuck to you.
- Oh my. - A ghost is stuck to him.
- At that height, you could go up hills. - Go up hills.
- Young-chul. - Young-chul.
Young-chul is furious.
Is there any specific touching that you love?
Everyone is different, but I'm emotional,
- so my heart races when I hold a girl's hand. - I see.
- All right. - I like holding hands the best.
What happened with her?
- She left him. - She died.
- What did you like doing with her? - She died.
What kind of affectionate touching did you do with her?
(A face of a guy fond of rough touching?)
- What kind of affectionate touching did you do with her? - Let her rest in peace.
- A few years back in Masan... - Masan.
Give me that. This looks exactly the same as the kid who used to bully me.
I can't stand looking at it. I keep thinking about him.
- It's a cute picture. - That's right.
- Do you want it? - I want to keep looking at it.
- Here's the next question. - Okay.
- When I was home alone in the past, - Okay.
- I cried. Why do you think I cry?
Did your dog poke you in the eyes?
- The dog was watching her and then it went like this. - No.
- You were lonely. - You almost have the answer.
- You were alone. - Everyone except Ho-dong and Su-geun can relate to this.
- You were scared you wouldn't get married. - You were sick.
- Is that the reason why you cried? - That's right.
You were scared you wouldn't get married.
No, I never cried for that reason.
- You went to the sauna with Ye-won in the afternoon. - Okay.
- After you got home, - Okay.
and suddenly you burst into tears.
(She bursts out laughing.)
Does this make sense?
- It could happen. - Out of the blue, just like that?
The answer is you wailed.
(She cries and wails!)
You couldn't help crying and wailing alone.
You were sick when you woke up.
That's sad.
You opened the fridge and nothing was inside of it.
You're wrong, but it was because of an electronic device.
- Something was broken. - Okay.
- You couldn't fix it. - You're wrong.
This is an important electronic device.
Automatic vacuum cleaner?
- Is it the answer? - Okay.
- I know. - I know it.
You were lonely, so you started talking to it.
But it couldn't handle it anymore, so it cried out, "Stop it."
(Stop it already!)
- That's how the automatic vacuum cleaner reacted.- It also stopped working.
You're wrong.
Your neighbors didn't let you have access to their Wi-fi.
You had no access to Wi-fi.
It's the automatic vacuum cleaner.
Automatic vacuum cleaner.
- I knew it. - Kyung-hoon.
- It's an automatic vacuum cleaner. - Kyung-hoon.
- Can I hit him? - Automatic vacuum cleaner.
- Pay attention. - You don't need Wi-fi.
I wanted to be funny.
The automatic vacuum cleaner did something and it annoyed me.
You lay on the floor and it sucked up your hair.
(Warning: Keep your hair away from it.)
(She bursts out laughing.)
No one would pull your hair out for you because you were alone.
- Are you wearing a wig? - She's wearing one.
- Answer the question clearly. - She still uses an automatic vacuum cleaner.
- What did the automatic vacuum cleaner do? - Yes.
- It sang to you. - It hit you.
- It hit you. - You're right.
Bingo.
- It hit her. - The automatic vacuum cleaner moved around,
and I was reading a book or a script.
- Then suddenly it hit me. - Okay.
I was happy to have something physically touch me.
Even though it was a automatic vacuum cleaner,
- I guess I was so lonely that I needed someone. - Did you cry?
I cried a lot.
I think she's emotional because she's an actress.
- You're emotional. - You're quite emotional.
- Don't you feel lonely when you live alone? - She was on the verge of bursting.
- And it did the job for you. - That's right.
- It got to you. - That's right.
- Jang-hoon, when do you feel lonely? - You feel lonely.
Yesterday I stayed home all day.
I didn't talk to anyone.
I opened my fridge,
and I asked myself loudly," Should I drink Fanta, Coke...
or milk?"
- Really? - I said that out loud.
I asked myself loudly,
- Okay. - "Should I drink a Fanta,
- Coke...- I know what that is.
- or milk?" - He's cute.
- You thought aloud. - I laughed a lot when I realized what I did.
I told you that I have conversations with the fridge. That's what you did.
Ye-won, how about you?
- When you do you feel lonely? - I don't feel lonely.
I like it when I'm alone.
Ye-won, you tell me that you're lonely.
- When I have a boyfriend, I feel lonely. - I see.
- You feel lonely? - When I have a boyfriend, but we don't spend time together.
When he's not around, you feel lonely.
- You feel lonely. - I do.
- You feel lonely. - That's why you get married and live together.
You want to spend time together.
I don't think I always want to spend time together.
- You want some time alone. - You're right.
Married couples have separate bedrooms in other countries.
- I want to do that. - I heard that...
- married couples are happier having separate bedrooms. - That's right.
- Some people support that. - They do.
- They get closer... - And cleaner.
My wife and I use separate rooms. It's been a while.
- Really? - In one bed...
Once in a while, when I lie down and hug her, I feel happy.
- I support using separate rooms. - You also think so?
I want to spend time doing my own things.
I want to live in separate houses.
Then you're separated or divorced.
- Didn't you give her alimony? - Only you could do that.
That's why...
You could buy two houses and live in separate houses.
You could still eat together.
I think that's a good idea.
- Me too. - It's a good idea.
If you live in separate houses,
that's not a marriage.
You don't know how women feel.
- You heard them. - Is that why you're divorced?
That's right.
There're millions who got divorced and they won't let you get away with that remark.
Don't say anything about it.
- A millions, really? - That's a huge number.
Don't you dare talk about it.
- You need separate space for a couple. - That's kind of separation.
Think about the time when you were happy living in a one-room house.
- A married couple living in a different house? - Ho-dong.
- You have to be grateful for what you have. - You're right.
- Don't you agree with me? - You're right.
- In that small room, - Okay.
- our mothers cooked doenjang jjigae, - You're right.
- we had to check constantly if the gas didn't kill you or not. - We had tiny rooms.
That's how our mothers used to live.
- In the past, I wonder... - Okay.
- how people lived in those small houses. - Right.
- With five or seven children in a one-room house. - Right?
- That was amazing. - Right.
I want things to be like in the past.
- When? - Before you were married?
(Before you were married?)
What are you talking about?
- Things are great now. - That's not it.
You can't say things like that.
- Apologize. - I'm sorry.
- My father owned a barber shop. - Think about me.
There was no heater at home.
My father covered himself with the blanket,
- and when he left, he gave it to us. - Wow.
- He always warmed it for us. - Okay.
- That was the heart warming moment in my life. - Okay.
You're right. People are heartless nowadays.
- Here's the next one. - Okay.
- What's the best thing that I ever did? - You bought the automatic vacuum cleaner.
- What? - Automatic vacuum cleaner.
You're wrong.
You moved to Seoul.
- You're wrong. - I don't know if I should say this.
You got to know me.
Jang-hoon, why did you say that?
What did you just say?
(His cheesy remark backfires.)
All right.
(Embarrassed)
What was that?
- It's great that... - They need to be a couple starting today.
It's great that we can burst out laughing together.
You laughed. Why are you making a big deal out of it?
- You're right. - Isn't this a funny variety show?
You all burst out laughing.
- I didn't laugh at all. - Really?
- Jang-hoon, you're cute. - You're funny.
- Is Jang-hoon cute? - He's cute.
(Cute Giant wins lady's heart.)
- I felt like I made the right choice. - Okay.
- It's nothing grand. - You bought a house.
You're wrong.
You bought a house for your parents.
You almost have the answer.
- You bought your parents... a car. - A car.
You sent your parents on a trip.
You are almost there.
- You sent your parents on a trip overseas. - You're so close now.
You sent your parents on a cruise.
- My parents... - You went on a trip with your parents.
- You're right. - Of course.
That's great.
That was good of you. Going out on a trip with your parents.
And Jang-hoon paid for expenses.
- What? - Jang-hoon paid for expenses.
- I'd be happy then. - Soon...
I could do that.
("I'll pay for expenses...")
- Jang-hoon, buy a plane. - Tell the truth.
If you travel with him, it'll be like "Gulliver's Travels".
"Gulliver's Travels".
(It will be like traveling at an altitude of 2,070mm.)
That's amazing.
I've been doing it every year for the past six or seven years.
We happen to go on a trip somehow.
My parents are blunt and are not expressive...
because they are from Gyeongsang Province.
My father was dancing and was enjoying himself so much.
- He had a lot of alcohol. - My mother...
said that she was happy so many times.
I was surprised that they were so happy.
I felt so happy because they were.
Although you lived together your whole life,
you found a new side of your parents on your trip? - I did.
My mom didn't snore when I was young, but she quietly snored this time.
I got to know about things like that.
Getting to know about small things like that...
and seeing my parents growing old,
- I felt like I should be nicer to them. - Good.
- I felt that. - You should go with Jang-hoon.
I want to go on a trip with my parents, but they are separated...
- Did you guys go on a trip... what? - I have to arrange two separate trips...
(My family...)
So we never had family trips.
Many families live like that, you know.
From unexpected places...
I said one million before,
but when you really look into it, it can be more than that.
I'm going on a family trip on March 24th to the 27th...
because my mother is turning 80 years old.
We are going to Cebu. Listening to what you just said,
- I thought I made the right decision. - It will be a good experience for you.
It sounded as if he wanted to Chae-a to join him on their trip.
- What dates did you say? - March 24th to the 27th.
March 24th is my birthday.
Do you think you can come?
He is being so shy.
(Unexpected meeting with his family?)
We just need to get one more plane ticket.
I can't listen to this anymore. This is sad.
Young-chul...
Ho-dong, you...
went on a family trip recently.
- Why didn't you go with your wife, - He gave her a chance to take a rest.
Why did you go with your son, Si-hu?
She told us to go without her because she wanted to be alone.
Really?
(Sad but funny)
- You reserved a trip in hurry? - This isn't about couples.
I think he went to make some stories for the show.
He took pictures with his son to make him look like a caring father.
Who came in first?
It is...
Hee-chul.
It's possible.
She's your future wife.
It's okay because I know that she likes me.
I'm not worried about Jang-hoon.
He's a wealthy guy so he will be fine without her,
but for Young-chul, she means everything to him.
What? Are you giving me away to him?
- No way. - Think about Chae-a as well.
They are saying it can't happen!
What did you say?
- Think about Chae-a? - Yes. She probably has someone in her mind.
- Okay. - Just get a kiss from her fair and square.
- Do it to me. - Fair and square.
Don't fake it. Do it properly.
Wow. I'm feeling nervous all of a sudden.
Should I do it?
For real?
Do it properly if you are going to.
Wait...
(Made intense eye contact)
Let's do this properly.
Oh wow...
(Blushing)
I wonder how that feels.
- I have no idea. - Rock, paper...
Thank you!
It felt like this.
I'll rub the cheek that got kissed against you.
Don't.
I'll cherish this.
(Secret agent's secret hideout)
(A basement warehouse somewhere in Sangam-dong)
(Secret agents are gathered and are holding each other in check)
(Mysterious women are approaching)
I hear footsteps.
Who is it!
(Slowly showing themselves)
What is the password!
Don't move! I'll shoot!
- Don't move. - Password!
Watermelon.
(Identity confirmed)
- I'm the secret agent team leader, Chae-a - We've heard a lot about you.
(Team leader, Chae-a)
(She can seduce you with her beauty.)
I'm the team leader, Ye-won.
(Team leader, Ye-won)
(She attack you with her blunt remarks.)
We've got orders from the head office.
To find the treasure that was lost in the Goryeo era.
We will gain victory if we find it before our enemies.
This is a very urgent matter,
so we were told to operate in two teams.
We will chose who will fit well in each team...
through an interview. Okay?
- Fair enough. - Okay.
Let's start.
I'll give you my phone number.
(Blushing)
- You don't say that. - What did she say?
What are you guys doing?
(No office romances)
(Upset)
Will you tell me your secret?
(Concentrate)
(What will it be?)
- I will not get your number. - You don't need my number?
- I will earn that number on my own. - You are a great agent.
- I will not spill the secret. - He's awesome.
Under no circumstances, even when a pretty girl like me asks him,
- he will stay... - Say that again?
strong and firm.
I lost my heart, but not my number. Wait...
But you didn't sleep... Wait.
I didn't sleep with you.
I lost my heart to you,
but I will not give up the secret.
He is the best agent.
Okay. Next.
You have to seduce someone if you are a secret agent.
Is there anyone who will seduce me?
Hit on me!
(Very straightforward)
(Su-geun is getting ready)
(Folding his shirt up)
(What is he trying to do?)
Rain's dance.
(Same dance, different picture)
(This is Rain!)
Amazing!
That is unbelievable!
(Responding to the great reaction)
(Two times faster this time)
(Confused)
That’s a good workout for the stomach.
This is what I've got.
Amazing.
I will keep this one in mind.
I'm sweating.
(Su-geun's seduction mission on hold)
This is a knowledge test to see if you guys can go worldwide.
- Okay. - I'm confident.
You have to answer the capital cities.
Darn it.
To work internationally,
you need to know the geography.
That's true. Give us the question.
What is the capital city of Poland?
Young-chul was faster.
Warszawa.
(Correct)
What is the capital city of Vietnam?
The answer is Hanoi.
I was faster.
(Silence)
I want to say we're smarter than them.
(They have to agree.)
They are for domestic use.
The next question is for us to answer.
- Just the four of us. - The rest of you guys shut up.
What is the name of the capital of Syria?
I don't think they know.
You don't know?
- Wait. Syria? - Yes.
The answer is Sun-Syria.
Don't we get some points for being creative?
- Ho-dong! - I have no idea.
Everyday Syria
(Wrong but funny)
The rest of you, come up with something.
Syria.
Five letters.
Syria?
Syribachov?
(No)
Give us another clue. The first letter.
Car brand.
Car brand? Five letters...
Only I know.
Car brand name is in it?
Something cus!
Something cus...
Spartacus!
(Spartacus!)
Equus?
Something cus.
Hyundai Equus.
(Dizzy)
It does fit in.
(Wrong? Whatever!)
- I have no idea. - The answer is Audicus!
(Wrong)
It's rather a cheap car.
Chevicus!
Avantecus.
(They might name all the cars)
I'll give you the initial consonant!
- It starts with a D... - The answer is Damascus!
- Really? - I can guess capitals this well.
What was the country?
Ho-dong!
(Knowledge test is stopped to protect the agents.)
We have set up two teams now.
(Team setup)
Hello agents.
- Him again? - I'm Director Jang from secret services.
Hello agents.
I'm Director Jang from secret services.
I'll give you guys a mission.
One person from each team come out, assemble the gun, and shoot at each other.
The team that has the most winners, will get the key to the treasure.
I think I can win this.
It's the mission time now.
He's cute.
(First mission, shoot the water gun faster than the other person)
Let's do this.
(Agent Ho-dong)
I'll go first.
Let's go!
Think of this as a Russian roulette.
You will get killed if you lose.
- I know. - You don't want your hair to be messed up, do you?
I know what he's going to do.
- Get ready. - Starting simulation.
Bang!
It's going to be a squirt rather than a bang.
Let's get started.
Ready.
Let's put our hands on our back, or back of the head.
Do as he says. Be fair and square.
Be fair and square.
Start in 1,2,3.
(The match begins)
- He's fast. - Slow down a bit. Don't rush.
You don't need to rush. You don't need to rush.
- You don't need to rush. - You're doing well.
You have to do it like Ho-dong.
- You'll lose. - You're doomed.
- You're doomed. - He can't pour the water in it.
Turn it fast. Turn it.
- You still have the lid. - Look in front of you.
- You have to load it. Quickly. That's right. - Load it.
- That's right. - Let's go.
- Let's go. - It's not coming out.
- You have to load it more. - Quickly.
- It's not coming out.
- You have to turn it... - It's not broken.
Shoot it on his face. We won.
- We won. - We won.
- You fool. - It's over.
- You fool. - Mine doesn't work.
You fool, Kang ho-dong.
- You fool. - My goodness.
- Wait a second. - We won.
- We won. - Let's check the guns.
Next Kyung-hoon will go. What about your team?
Hee-chul will go next.
- We're not going to do use this? - Next is Hee-chul.
- Give each other a warning message. - Please destroy his hair style.
- Understood. - Let's begin.
(Let's begin.)
- In 1, 2, 3. - Begin!
- Do it slowly. - I'm nervous.
Don't put too much, don't rush.
Yes, you're doing really well.
Just pour it in.
- You're doing well. - Good.
- Good. - Good.
- You have time. - Don't rush.
- Don't rush. - Turn it around.
- You're too excited. - Don't forget the lid.
- You have to put the lid on. - Don't forget the lid.
- Load it and shoot it. - Go.
- Shoot. - I don't know who's going to win.
He's shooting. Whose gun is working?
- Whose gun is working? - Why isn't it working?
- What's happening? - Nice.
Put your head up. Put your head up.
I think this one is broken too.
- You should have used this one. - Is this broken?
- Put your hands on your head. - Say your warning messages.
Your day is over.
I'll shoot the water on your head so it flows between your hair.
(I love what you just said.)
It will flow from here.
- I like that. - I will shoot him twice.
Ready.
Start.
Don't rush.
- Why is he trembling so much? - Don't rush.
Sang-min's good. I guess he poured a lot of drinks before.
(They are finishing at similar speed.)
- Good. - That's it.
(Su-geun's lid drops to the ground.)
Don't forge that.
It's there.
- It's there. - You shouldn't turn it too much, or else it won't work.
Load it. Load it.
- Load it. - Shoot it.
Shoot while you're loading.
We win.
(Miserable)
You should keep shooting.
Why isn't this working, though?
- It doesn't work. - Why isn't it working?
It doesn't work.
Oh my goodness.
- Why does this work so well? - This works.
- This one doesn't work so well. - I get it now.
- You have to turn it tight. - Yes, you have to turn this one tight.
- This one. - You're right.
This is the most important part.
- Next is our managers' turn. - Yes, the managers.
We won't shoot it on our face.
Will something happen if you get water on your face?
Not just that, but also because of our hair.
- True. - We don't want it wet.
- You have to turn it really tight. - Got it.
- Ready. Wait a second.
Ready.
(Ye-won's team is winning. The score is 2-1.)
(If Ye-won wins, then Chae-a's team will lose the game.)
Ready. Start.
- Go Chae-a. - Go Chae-a.
- Manager Kang, you must win. - Go, Manager Kang.
- That's it. You're doing good. - Good.
- Manager Kang. - Nice.
- She's done. - Go Manager Kang.
You just need to place it and turn it.
Manager Kang, it's not over yet. It's not over yet.
- You're almost there. - Don't forget the lid.
- Quickly. Put the lid on. - On the front.
Put it on the front. Put it on the front.
(Shooting)
(Manager Han wins.)
The score is 2 to 2.
For the finals,
- manager Kang, who didn't win last time, will try it again. - All right.
From our team, Young-chul will go.
Manager Kang will go first?
Please make your warning remarks.
I always have the image of losing and being funny. But this time, I'll do my best...
- and win against you. - What do you gain from that?
There can be more than you think.
Is that so?
Then are you going to compete for Chae-a?
Yes, I am.
I'm exhausted already. Let's begin.
(I'm exhausted.)
Put your hands on your head. Start.
Let's go.
- Let's go, Young-chul. - Let's go.
- Don't rush. - Ye-won is going to win.
- Manager Kang is going to win for sure. - Just don't put all the water in.
Manager Kang. Go Manager Kang.
- Hold it straight. - That's it.
- You're done. - You're done.
- Turn it tight. - Turn it tight and put on the lid.
- Put on the lid. - Put on the lid.
- That's it. - Load it now.
- That's it. - Load it while shooting it.
- You did it. - That's it.
That's it.
- Let's go! - We won.
Let's go.
We win.
He keeps loading without doing anything else.
What is he doing?
We found our key.
(Ye-won's team win the "Water Gun Shooting" match.)
Ye-won, I don't think we should be celebrating just yet.
We shouldn't let our guards down.
It's not the time to celebrate just yet.
We still have 12 ships that we can fight with.
Agents. It's too early to be celebrating.
Our source tells us that there is a bomb installed somewhere here.
So I sent a bag with a bomb-eliminating device.
The bomb will explode in 150 seconds.
Before that, you have to find out the password and open the bag.
I'll give you three questions that'll help you guess the number from left to right.
I hope you'll get the numbers right and stop the bomb from exploding.
I hope you survive. It's time for the mission.
Chae-a's team, let's go.
We just need our brains to do this, so let's get it over with.
Right, it's our turn.
Even if we get the two numbers right,
- we can just turn the third number in random. - The answers are the passwords.
But we won't know if we got the two numbers right.
If we get the two numbers right, one person should keep trying the random numbers,
- while we listen to the third question. - Come here.
- You should come here. - Come here.
- Come here. - That means there are three answers, right?
Yes, there are there digits.
- All right. - Are you ready?
- All right. - Let's start.
- Ready, start.
"When Chae-a visited, she chose Jang-hoon as her type of man she likes."
- "How many teeth was he showing when smiling?" - This is impossible to answer.
I choose Jang-hoon.
What's going on here?
Seriously?
(How many teeth was he showing?)
- Try smiling. - Try smiling.
- Try smiling. - There are 3, 4, 5...
- Don't people usually show 6 teeth? - I think it's 7...
- or eight teeth. - Let's pass and get the next question.
- I think it's about 6 or 8. - Jang-hoon.
- Try smiling. - Please give us the next question.
- Next question. - Next question.
" On the previous episode, how many buildings did Chae-a draw?"
- The buildings? I drew 3. - The answer is 3.
- The answer is three. - Next question, please.
"How old was the youngest person who was on our show?" - Lee Soo-min.
- Soo-min. - Soo-min.
- I think she was about 15 years old. - She was 15 years old?
- Wasn't she 11 years old? - No, she was in middle school, so 15 years old.
But there are two digits.
- We only need one digit. - That's four digits then.
- Producer Choi? - I know.
I know the answer.
- There is another youngest one? - Producer Choi's son.
- Yoon-ho, look at this. What's this? - Hello.
(Producer Choi's son was four years old at the time.)
- He was 1 year old. - Okay, 1 year old.
- He was 1 year old. - The last digit isn't 1.
- It's right. - It's thirty.
- Is it 25? - Try changing the first digit.
- Try changing the first digit. - Yes.
- Maybe he was 2 years old. - May be it was 8 for the teeth.
- Change the first digit. - The baby wasn't one year old.
You have to start with the lowest digit.
- Try 8. I tried 7 and 8.
- What about 6? - Let's start with 10.
- Isn't it 631? - It's going to explode.
- No, it's not that. - How many teeth were you showing? Try six.
- Number 6 isn't right. - Are you sure 3 is right for the middle digit?
- I'm not so sure. - The middle digit?
- Are you sure you drew three? - The buildings?
- Didn't you draw two? - I'm not sure.
- I think I drew three. - It's going to explode soon.
You think?
(Who is the team manager here?)
Jang-hoon could have shown no teeth at all.
True. I'll try that.
It's wrong.
- Try two years old. - All right. It's 032.
- It's 032. - Is it 032?
- Try number seven. - Okay, 732.
How many seconds left?
Try eight.
(Good bye to Chae-a's team.)
- Try eight. - Its going to explode.
- No, it's not. - I think we got the first digit right.
Don't be afraid, we have Jang-hoon with us.
(Screaming)
Look at these two.
(In that moment, she came into my arms.)
(Love that is like a bomb...)
(and there was a man whose heart was broken.)
In the end, she chose Young-chul.
She chose Young-chul instead of Jang-hoon.
- I mean... - I was so surprised.
Were you surprised?
- Weren't you surprised? - Young-chul.
- Are you all right? - Wow.
- Whatever. - I'll tell you the answer.
The answer is 854.
(Jang-hoon was showing eight teeth.)
(Chae-a drew five buildings.)
(The youngest person on the program was four years old.)
- You drew five buildings. - He was four years old?
- He was four years old. - I guess I drew five buildings.
- I drew five buildings. - She drew a lot.
- Producer's son was four years old. - He was too big to be a one-year-old.
- He was four? - He was 25 months old, so he was four years old in Korean age.
Right.
We could've done better.
We didn't get anything right.
- It's going to be hard. - Young-chul is the only one happy here.
Yes, of course. I don't care about the result.
I was happy just for a moment.
(Chae-a's team fails to eliminate the bomb.)
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Ready. - Ready.
Please give us the first question.
"How many scriptwriters chose Ho-dong as an ideal husband?" How can we know this?
- The answer is zero. - Right.
No, it's not zero.
- It's 4. - It's 9.
- It's 9. - We don't even have 9 scriptwriters.
We don't have nine scriptwriters.
What's the next question?
What number was Ho-dong as the husband of Ye-won on...
- the previous episode? - When?
- The previous episode. - He acted as my husband.
- When was that? - He acted as my husband.
- It's always the husbands. They're the problem makers. - Me?
It won't be enough even if you repay me for the rest of your life.
- Let's sleep. - I can't sleep now.
Why? Are you telling me to shower?
(Ho-dong was the fourth husband.)
You mean the two of us?
I think Ho-dong was the fifth.
- Wasn't he the sixth? - Weren't you the first?
He was the sixth husband.
- The husband role? - I think you were about the sixth.
- All right, number six it is. - Let's turn the digits in random later.
Third question.
She loves doing this.
(How many times did the word "remember" appear in Kyung-hoon and Hee-chul's song?)
- The word "remember?" - We had that word in the song?
- I think it comes out once. - Remember.
- So it can be remembered. - So it can be remembered.
Usually it comes out three times, because it's repetitive.
Then try 563.
The first digit is six.
- Try 563. - Okay.
- The questions are too hard. - They are.
Are you sure the third digit is three?
Are you sure you were the sixth husband?
I'm sure of it.
Why are you telling the answer to them?
Then try 163.
- Try 163. - Wait.
I think the word is also included on your part.
- It's 063. - Okay, then try 063.
Try zero?
Just make it one. Please?
- Try 162. - It's going to explode.
Try 354.
- All right, 354. - Oh my goodness.
Everyone, stay away. It's dangerous.
I'll stay put. You all stay away.
It's 754.
- How are we supposed to get this right? - It's too hard.
- Are you all right? - I can't wait to hear the answer.
- What is the answer? - It 246.
- Did I use that word that many times? - Six times?
You say that six times in the song?
(There are six times in total.)
We should sing this on stage. I'm forgetting the lyrics.
- There are two people who see me as an ideal husband. - Right.
We have four scriptwriters in total.
- That means 50% of them want to marry me. - What are you talking about?
- We have seven scriptwriters. - Right.
- Unbelievable. - He didn't want to lose.
(Ye-won's team fails to eliminate the bomb.)
(The mission hasn't ended yet.)
(The agents move to the next room.)
(Surprised)
What is this?
We have to go through that?
What is it?
(Go through the security lasers to get the treasure.)
(If the laser touches your body, you're out.)
(Who will safely complete this mission?)
It's doomsday for Jang-hoon.
- Our team is doomed. - I totally agree.
- We'll lose. - I think so too.
- How did they even make this? - How?
What is this?
Be careful. A cutting-edge laser technology is installed in this room.
If you can't avoid the lasers, your body will...
- It's time to show yourself. - Even thinking about it is terrifying.
- The rule is simple. - You're now too proud.
If you pass through without the laser touching your body, you complete the mission.
Then, I wish you all luck.
I think this is to test our flexibility.
- Manager Kang. - Yes?
We can definitely win this.
- Why? - You can just give up on me.
- Watch out. Your fingers. - Young-chul is very flexible.
- That's true. - And he...
- is the shortest among us. - True.
Then he is really thin.
You have four people, so your team should go first.
- I'll go first. - I'll go first. I'm doomed anyway.
Jang-hoon, you shouldn't think it that way.
You have to think your body will split in two.
- How can I possibly go through that? - True.
You're too tall for this. We better sacrifice your legs first.
- Let me get that. - Go sacrifice your legs.
- Jang-hoon, take off your shoes. - Without cutting it off?
- I'll begin. - This is going to be fun.
- I'll begin. - No music?
- Jang-hoon. Start. - You never know. You can win.
It's installed to prevent a giant from entering the house.
He touched it already. Get out.
- No, he didn't. - It didn't make any sound.
It's keeps flickering.
- No, he didn't. - It didn't make any sound.
It's keeps flickering.
(I guess I did touch it.)
- How can you be that bad? - One more time.
- Let's do it again. - Get out.
- Step aside - Get off it.
- It's over now. - Where are your manners?
- I want to try one more time. - Move aside, why aren't you listening?
- Give me one more chance. - Are you out of your mind?
- All right then. - Please. One more.
- I'll give you one more chance. - Right.
If you want it, we'll give you infinite number of chances.
He should be frightened, but look at his shoes.
He doesn't look desperate enough.
You have the wrong attitude from the start.
- He touched it already. - You touched it.
- I was just standing still. - He can do this.
Let's see.
He keeps touching it again and again.
- Come out. - Come out.
- Come out. - What the...
- Come out. - Come out.
You're going to ruin it.
- You're going to cut the ropes. - My goodness.
- Where are his manners? - He's ruining everything.
What's wrong with you?
- He's really annoying. - I wonder what Kim Ji-hyun would have said to him.
- Are you insane? - Are you insane?
- All right. - Ye-won's team is next.
- Yes. - I'll go.
Ho-dong will go.
He looks like a guy on his way to a fighting match.
I don't think he can survive two blocks.
If he gets lasered, he will be a laser barbecued pork belly.
(Laser barbecued pork belly)
- The order is in. - Please go in.
- I ordered eight portions. Do you have enough meat? - Of course, we do.
We'll give you four portions more for free.
- It's really scary. - I'll begin.
Good luck.
(The first block has a wide space.)
- Let's go. - Don't rush.
I can see that it's already over.
- That's good. - What are you doing?
- What's he doing? - Hey.
What are you doing?
Why do you bully your friends?
- Why? - Let's pour some water over him.
Can someone pull me up?
- Pull me up. - In 3, 2, 1.
(Touching)
(He couldn't even go more than 10cm.)
You're out.
What is this?
We finished cooking the head meat.
- Good luck. - How did they go in there? It's really narrow.
I think you should go straight in.
You should burn your face on the laser.
Your body is too big.
- It's dangerous. - Young-chul.
Just think that Chae-a is on the other side.
(Good luck.)
You're going in a difficult position.
He's flexible but too big.
He's really careful.
(The set has become so quiet.)
I wonder in what part the viewers should find it amusing.
I'm sure this scene is now fast-forwarded.
(I praise you for giving instruction for video editing.)
(Fast-forwarded three times)
(We fast-forwarded this scene for your convenience.)
(Screaming)
- He was almost there. - Which one did I touch?
- Come back. - Come out now.
- Come here. - Come here.
- Go. - How can we pass the last part?
Go, Sang-min.
Be careful of your left butt.
- He touched it. - Don't say it.
There is one more in front of you.
(The lasers are also on the floor.)
(Touching)
Come out.
(Next is Kyung-hoon's turn.)
- All right. I'll begin. - Speed is everything.
(His fast movements will be an advantage.)
(Stepping)
You look like a sneaky fox.
You look like a sneaky thief.
(Touching)
I thought I barely touched it.
It was too obvious.
Please come out.
(There are Hee-chul, Su-geun,)
(Ye-won and Chae-a left.)
(Will they be able to complete this impossible-looking mission?)
Hee-chul.
- Probably, we will fail this mission. - Good luck.
All right. Start.
Just crawl on the floor.
(Crawl on the floor?)
I think you can just crawl in.
He's thin so it could work.
- Good. - Go.
What's so big?
(Sighing)
Will this work?
He's already passed through the second block.
- I don't think I can do that, right? - You can't.
- You have to complete. Watch out for your butt. - You should stand up now.
Be careful. Good.
That's it. Stretch your leg. Good.
Turn around.
Good.
- That's it. - Lie on the ground.
He'll make it because he's thin.
- Do exactly as you did before. - There are lasers on the ground.
Then stand up.
(He stood up again to pass through.)
The head the guys head
- Lie down again. - I think he'll make it.
- You can just exit like that. - Exit.
- He'll make it. - He will.
- He'll make it. - Be careful of your head.
- This feels good. - Aren't you enjoying this too much?
(This is the hardest block.)
- Get out. - The lasers there are installed really low.
It's too low so you can't pass through.
- This is too hard. - Why? Are there more lasers?
I think you can just slide out like that.
(If Hee-chul passes this block, he completes the mission.)
(Crawling)
Is there another laser there?
- Yes. - There is the last laser there.
That's it.
- Avoid it and turn around. - Good.
Watch out your butt.
- Good. - Watch out your head.
Watch out your head.
I think the last part is the tough one.
Look at him. It's funny.
He touched it?
(His knees touched the laser.)
He touched it?
- His leg touched it. - Yes.
- He was almost there. - Right.
(Hee-chul is out after a long struggle.)
He was almost there.
- Why don't you take off you shirt instead? - You need to wrap it around you.
- Should I take off my shirt? - Yes.
- That will be funny. - Are you sure?
- Then put the mike... - I don't need the mike.
- What about the mike? - I don't need it.
Don't need it.
What are you going to do then?
I don't think you'll be able to slide, though.
It looks hard to slide because of your bare skin.
Isn't it difficult to crawl?
(The floor is too rough.)
Why is your chest so dark-colored?
(Concentrating)
His chest has become really dark.
Chae-a is the only one laughing at his joke.
(He also lies down to pass through.)
Su-geun, if you fail this, it'd be all worthless.
(He easily passes through thanks to his small body.)
Doesn’t he look like Tom Cruise?
Su-geun, you should take off your pants now.
Stop it.
(He's already passing the middle point.)
- He's small so it's easier for him. - Right.
(He easily passes the laser on the floor.)
(Impressed)
Wow.
I think his belly will be chafed.
Who made this?
Now is the hardest part.
- I think he'll make it. - That's the hardest part.
You should go further up.
(I need some air for my lungs.)
Su-geun, can you dance the "How to Avoid the Sun"?
At that point, you have to make a sexy pose.
(It's picture-taking time.)
(It's impossible to pass while lying down.)
The laser on the ground is tilted, right?
(Let's go.)
All right. Go.
I think you can slide under it.
I think he can make it. Go Su-geun!
(Will he make it?)
Your legs.
(He did it.)
I knew he could make it.
- I knew he could make it. - Su-geun.
- Where are you going? - Where are you going?
He's running away.
What's happening?
- I guess he was the spy. - He'll come back.
- He'll come back? - He doesn't need the managers now?
See, he's back.
You've made it.
Great.
- I'll go next. - All right.
He's about 40 kg.
- The mike. - She's never tried this before.
Her pants is already torn by the laser.
- You almost touched it. - She easily passes through the first block.
(She just stands up.)
Okay, that's it.
With what are you going to tie your hair?
(She passes through the empty spaces with her slim body.)
You can lie down there.
(She makes big steps over the lasers.)
I think you should be careful of your head.
I heard something.
(Where did it come from?)
- I think her hip bones cracked. - It hurts.
It's because she's aged.
You should be careful of your head.
Your leg. Good.
(She passed the hard block as well.)
You have to lie down there.
- You have to lie down there. - Right.
- But I don't think she is that flexible. - Nice.
- That last part is really weird. - What is this?
- Isn't it? - That part is really hard to pass.
You can't pass slide under it.
What about turning the other way around?
Be careful of your hair.
- Like this? - Yes. That's it.
Yes, like that, but be careful on the corner.
You have to put your legs as flat as you can.
Do you think I can slide out?
- My breasts are too big. - She can slide out.
- What did she say? - Her breasts are too big.
She'll make it.
I did it. I did it.
(Chae-a completes the mission.)
- Our two agents completed the mission. - We are doomed.
- It's our victory. - It's our victory.
- Then... - Do you want me to pass your shoes?
if manager Kang completes the mission, give us...
- three points. - Why should we do that?
If we fail,
we will get minus 100 points.
- What do we gain from this? - We're just asking you to give us a chance.
- Just one chance. - Give that chance to Manager Kang.
All right. You meant Manager Kang Ho-dong, right?
Manager Kang Ye-won, let's go for the mission.
- You can't pass through. - Where should I start?
- Just try going in anywhere. - Yes, just go in.
All right, let's begin. Lie down flat.
- You can do this. - That's it.
- That's it. - You're not going to touch it.
That's it.
- Stand up there, and then lie down again. - Good.
Then lie down. That's it.
- Then roll on your side. - Good.
Stop, you'll touch the laser. Slow down.
(They stopped her right on time.)
Concentrate.
You just need to pass that block.
Slow down and concentrate. Good.
Good. Go further.
She made it to the last block.
- Your butt will touch the laser. - Lie flat on the ground.
Now you just need to slide out.
Chae-a also slid out from there.
What's the problem?
- Why can't she slide out? - You won't touch it.
- You won't touch it. - She made it that far? You can do it!
- Just try. - Try.
- Be careful of your leg. - Put your legs flat on the floor.
(This is the very path Chae-a passed through.)
(If Manager Kang passes this, then she can save all the agents.)
Put your legs flat on the floor.
(This is the very path Chae-a passed through.)
(If Manager Kang passes this, then she can save all the agents.)
(If she passes through this, her team will get three points.)
(Will she be able to turn the table around?)
(Or will her team lose?)
- Be careful of your leg. - Put your legs flat on the floor.
- Be careful of your leg. - You're almost there.
- Be careful of your leg. - Put your legs flat on the floor.
- Your leg. - You're almost there.
(Mission failed)
Did her legs touch the laser?
- She really touched it? - Really?
- What part touch the laser? - Where?
- So which team wins? - Why do I feel bad even though we won?
For the match between Kang's team and Han's team,
the winner is...
Han's team.
(Depressed)
- What's in it? Mona Lisa? - It works.
- It's open. - Let's open it in 3, 2, 1.
This is the real treasure.
This was the Goryeo treasure?
- They are pretty. - What is this?
- There's a dinosaur fossil. - This is it?
I like these.
You should take the pins of our members. This is mine.
Really?
- Can we have these? - Yes.
This is Jang-hoon's.
- This one is Young-chul's. - Please remember our members.
- Good job, everyone. - Good job, everyone.
- Oh Ji-ho. - Ho-dong.
(His hand stays in the right position to keep his manners.)
Look how he holds Ho-dong.
It's like the action from the Hollywood movies.
I'm sure you have a lot of questions about us.
(Shy)
- Did you use Elastine shampoo? - Yes.
I've never seen a hair that long after Kim Tae-won.
You jerk.
Those who deserve to be sworn at should be sworn at.
(A tough new student has come to conquer the brothers.)
- We are tricked. - We are tricked.
- Boss. - Boss.
As if I'm shot by a bullet
(She seems to have dealt with a gun before.)
(They are fiercely competing to win the heart of the boss.)
(They are trying so hard to become the funniest gangster.)
(They struggle to erase their ugly past.)
(The tattoo doesn't go away that easily.)
(Violence is their nature.)
(Will they be able to be born again by washing away their past?)
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